This is a good thing, because this means I am not as attached to the internet as I used to be.

However, this might come as a disappointment to devoted viewers.

That would be like, what, three or less people? Har.

And yes, I am fully aware that I am wearing stockings (or lederhosen) in my VictoryPose (c) picture.

I like taking pictures, now. But my picture subjects aren't very cooperative. When I focus the lens on them, they like to either 1. glare or 2. turn around, demonstrated in the following picture:

I need photogenic and photo-willing friends.